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Overheard After Accidentally Crashing a Cocktail Party

July 30, 2011 at 9:40 pm

"So I was just starting to come out of my coma...

"...and I heard somebody, apparently a doctor or paramedic, say, 'See?  He's waking up.  He'll be fine.'

And then I heard my wife say, 'He doesn't look fine.  He looks fucking dead.'

So I was still half unconscious but I started laughing uncontrollably.  Which is how I learned I had a punctured lung and three broken ribs."



Richard July 31, 2011 at 8:44 am
Sounds like a Scott Phillips tale to me: "So when I got fired from my job at 'Barely Legal Magazine'..."
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