The life of a natural philosopher is filled with long hours spent toiling in the darkness, punctuated with brief moments of ecstasy and insight. Even the greatest physical intuition is meaningless unless backed up with perseverance. But what a reward to see one’s hypotheses validated! What joy to see one’s understanding of nature yield concrete results. (And, more sweetly, to savor the humiliation of one’s enemies and detractors).
To that end, I proudly unveil the culmination of my research on the bodily humours. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you — straight from the bleeding forefront of Victorian steam-powered arcana — the Aetheric Electro-Imager.