Oh, I do love some crazy wacky conspiracy theories. The crazier the better.
And they don’t come any crazier than “the world is secretly controlled by shape-changing lizards from inside the hollow earth”.
Oh, sure it sounds insane…. Or, is it so sane that your head is spinning like a top?!?
Just consider the evidence: “The Illuminati cover up their reptilian nature with a human disguise.”
You better believe they do. Our secret masters are totally putting on the human suits. All the time.