“So I was just starting to come out of my coma…
“…and I heard somebody, apparently a doctor or paramedic, say, ‘See? He’s waking up. He’ll be fine.’
And then I heard my wife say, ‘He doesn’t look fine. He looks fucking dead.’
So I was still half unconscious but I started laughing uncontrollably. Which is how I learned I had a punctured lung and three broken ribs.”
Sounds like a Scott Phillips tale to me: “So when I got fired from my job at ‘Barely Legal Magazine’…”